penguin jokes

Here are some penguin jokes!
1.how do penguins drink coal?A.on a rock.
2.Whats black and white and goes round and around?A.penguin in a revolving door.
3.Why don't you see penguins in Britain?A.because they're afraid of wales.
4.Who is a penguins favorite rock star?A.seal
5.What kind of fish do penguins catch at night?A.starfish.
6.Why don't penguins like rock music?A.they only like sole.
7.Why do penguins carry fish in there beaks?A.because they haven't got any pockets.
8.What do penguins sing on their birthday?A.freezing a jolly good fellow.
9.What do mother penguins say to heir children before they go out in the dark?A.Beak....careful out their.
10.Why do two penguins in a nest all ways agree?A.because they don't want to fall out.
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